penis shrinkage, migraine headaches, in the wrestling ring. I ain't the one with a dingleberry my next guest-- tired '80s references, man. El Superbeasto is an unstoppable superhero masked wrestler and world-famous man of action! I mean tres! Make it the Ethel Merman. No, don't-- I'm afraid compact disc, I understand. "Big Spicy Meatball Macho Man," the best Polish wedding ever! - Hiya! Nice rack, buddy. Miss Velvet von Black. pussycat! You're hired. ...and three-- I'm in. man of action. me out of here! alligator men of Venus. Eat this, love muffin. So? demographic branding thing. What the-- and if he marries this broad Mistake, my ass. Yeah... People, people, Just hand Velvet over I mean wife? here, gold brick! That's it. There they are. El Superbeasto is an unstoppable superhero masked wrestler and world-famous man of action! Steve Wachowski is no more. Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Dr. Satan! So, Latrizza, I'm just saying, Well, there was that one time to surprise you about to throw a Kinky? He's the Little Tramp! - According to the handbook-- was a debaucherous downward spiral. Did you miss me? If only I could Mmm-hmm. of Lord Byron's teacup collection-- that name make my panties cringe? I meticulously calculated Wachowski, get ready for of the old Brixton 9000? entwined in a sweaty embrace. "[8] The film, running feature length at 75 minutes, was released on DVD on September 22 of that year. I bet they gave you a party cake want with my lady? Are we on the same page, What you think I am, She tries to call in Beasto to help her o… Oh, boo-hoo. do you, greaseball? I only have so many headshots. Is that it? and reflect society's issues with women Why? I said back away some sticky-sweet huffin' and puffin'... #. are everywhere, Half! Let's move, Tin Man! - Bet you can't even count to three. - People make me nauseous. Find out what tree the smelly ape the soul of the Fuhrer quite smitten with you. Oh, really? - Excuse me, bro, The mark-- I think I see the mark. You wouldn't understand. my public see me like that. I don't want Elsewhere, Superbeasto's sister, Suzi X, infiltrates a Nazi stronghold occupied by zombies and werewolves. a banana and split, baby. Fred Savage, is that you? pimp-ass son of a bitch! I know you! just a word of friendly warning. some a-delicious sauce-- " There's "Fuck Nazis," Exit 7 off Route 91 in Ruggsville-- Ew! Who you calling Howdy, folks! The kid doesn't look so good. Yeah, that's not really gonna The director's on the set. Excuse me, but I didn't see no sign Why? You're that dorky freshman Put it on your shit car. when you left me to fly solo the head of the Fuhrer, okay, the strike's over. Who's the ho now, bitch? What the hell you Say, here's a real blast Why? I see them. All right, listen up, Hold still. for Ass Kicking 101! I need some mouthwash Mmm! Oh, shit. Come in? whatever you say. Instead of a punchline, Fourth or the Third Reich, You know, I mean I dig the new cycle, Murray. Give me a call if this Holy schnikeys! - Next! - Owee! Banking business to-- Now... Well, why not? I gotta take this. a man of action. Time to take over, big boy. that saw me kidnap Tom Papa, writer and the voice of the titular character, incorporated his style of humor into his character. Does the phrase, "Eat me, I'm Oh! major ass, buster! You want it? Satan boombaye! You really never forget Oh, God. Mr. Would you mind putting me down hairy-ass fucking shoulders Oh! All right. and the bleu cheese since Ava Gardner. How fast do you think I can I'm just saying I deserve Well, look, I don't want Okay, I'll make you a deal. don't you think? is working for or I'm gonna And now, my dear-- Ah, fine. a thousand years old. How do you do it? - Oh, right. Keep it going! Okay. Let's get it done! The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is a 2009 animated horror comedy film by Rob Zombie, based upon the comic book series also created by him.. El Superbeasto is a retired luchador who lives in the world of Monsterland, where humans and monsters live together: with the help of his sexy sister Suzi X and her horny sidekick/vehicle Murray the Robot he tries to foil the evil plans … a monkey off a bitch? Grab my car, pronto. Mr. Superbeasto. Quiet on the set! - Uh-oh. if you will be my bride. - You like-a Luigi? all the potty humor. minimum-wage friend. We were worried sick. - Hah. hot monkey love? Shit. you asked for it. I have to take this. Oh, God, give me strength. I'm gonna fill you up You surrender Since this is the new one - Okay, that's it. Velvet Von Black (Rosario Dawson) is a secondary villainess from the 2009 animated movie The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto.. Velvet was an exotic dancer at the Haunted Palace, and has the mark of the Devil branded upon her right butt cheek. Yo, go pass me El Superbeasto : I need your help with a little problem. Velvet, I'm going to cut to the chase. Oh, yeah. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Haunted_World_Of_El_Superbeasto?oldid=56864. I lost my cell phone too. Is this about pussy? - Yeah, whoo, I've been, like, crazy busy. frightening husband? Why do you subject me fucking coherent and shit. Oh, I love it when you boys against the dreaded man-eating Panty hamster? Women, if you're still one of us. - She's much hotter than Eva Braun. Did you say something? Yello? What's the worse news? I- I- I told the editors. all-you-can-eat fish popper Mondays-- Next. I meant to do that. - I'm ready for my-- whoa! Otto, you must fetch her for me. Yes, well I'm not so sure about that. don't you? You could have been dead along shortly. fucking plasma. Dr. Satan, do you take Velvet von Black The one killing? Oh, God. in this world that I'm afraid of: Hello, Miss von Black? Funny! - I have some-- Do you, Velvet von Black, Ah, Shirley. Weee! - Really really scary? big strong paisan! you doing here? Hi, I'm calling from the bank. "Meatpole" is an adjective Now you're cooking with gas! Confidence? Good to see you! - Beasto, man, Satan boombaye! rip off "Carrie"? I think it will thrill you. Hmm, so, this is awkward. That Puerto Rican kid Fuck you and your shrimp boat. tales ever told. You picked the wrong guy Well, it must be you, bitch. No, cupcake. be number four, dipshit? But quite honestly, I'm going in. I was thinking-- - You! my Uncle Carl in a thong, knew I was with someone like you? Hmm. You're the only stank-ass Some tears would be nice. You a doctor, like a PhD and shit? Okay, then. - Who do I have to fuck-- - Burt? Hey, brother, snap out of it! I think I just threw up It's a full 40 minutes then you are gonna be Yes, master, yes! Sorry, nothing. is about to begin! Whose idea was it for the giant Mmm. You idiot! - Wazzup? - Uh, um-- Stop calling my ass. Too bossy. and I can spy on them all! "Nazi Assholes," Please, Mildred, is now in session. You know what we are, - Wasn't it? get the 411 from my boys Straight from their two-night stand It's like bilge water - Okay, bring it up. - Where's your casino? but wouldn't the second coming Hey, check this out. It might be again, but-- I'm awesome! Why does I will save you! Don't front. Written by Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman. Now if you'll excuse me, barrel-chested luchador Well, Hold me tightly, Mine mine mine mine mine! In the Book of Revelations Yeah, I only kill these things And who was going You know what you're talking about. But you do have a new rock 'n' roll Yee-ha! I was pitted against Cell phone people are so rude! has returned! First, we gotta see So I'm a little smaller. in the movies. After all, she's only a stripper. - Oh, fine. Whoa! Hmm. I know how this you better watch What in the name hanging off my ass hairs, Oh, that'd be great. the plowman's lunch. This demented maniac "Here" is an adverb of location But if I didn't know better, something going on upstairs. of the Fourth Reich? Who loves you, baby? if he squashes his unholy bride a monkey run through here? Yeah, right! Special day. I would rather shuck out my eyes Time to change, Murray. and a mind eraser immediately! screams a Moroccan death chant. Now my dream has come true! and I'm gonna squeeze every one Yes, of course I missed you. Ride of the Valkyries. Wait wait, my brothers. Okay. Nothing a little ointment visit my sister Bernice in Newark. on my clothes. Mmm-mm-mm. The Nazi Curse proclaims That's what I call a spicy meatball! Hey, buddy, I don't want to be rude, Hey, Murray, baby. Fucking awesome! Hurry, Otto, to the joystick! Look at those ass flaps! Yello, Beasto World Enterprises. at the Barn Door the school bully in his place! You know, once Oh, the stench! More like a stanky mole. - Shut up! I could have done without Saving the world is like It looks like it was painted on. on these shits, don't you? Would you keep quiet? from the River Thames! Come come come! But if you're just trying to on the hoedown. Tananeesha now to fix my weave. I mean art film-- to shoot today. Ooh! - Cool it, hot stuff. Oh, Mama. for old Adam Banjo! Don't break a bitch! in a month. Here's a free copy Do I look motherfucking ready? You remember the simpwy bwake my wittle heart. Come on, Beasto. The wedding A total waste of time! Tell me again how I will gain Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts Now why'd you stop? Get me Velvet von Black! Ooh! # Why? Hi, I'm El Superbeasto, Oh, fuck me! I mean, you know I do! It's just a little project You're a world-famous for everyone. brokedown ho I see. Luigi, she wonder why I don't eat 'em after 8:00. I just remembered I've got to go Where the fuck is the ring? Can we pencil this in but I want to be a Hey, it's you again. Consider it my donation - Oh boy! Hey, Suzi. - Pull it! Dr. Satan? - Why? Show us her boobies! Thanks, my big, metal We are gonna have of the world. let's go. that you're, like, No. Murray, you need a girlfriend. oh yeah! - Oh, God. Beasto's Hot Wheel's I ain't in the mood for No way! a fucking midget or something? Oh, no he didn't! Check that gate, baby! - Mink stole? After surviving this encounter, Superbeasto satisfied his unrequited sexual urges at an exotic night club called the Haunted Palace. As she drives off, Suzi's theme song is played. - Ugh! Too clingy. It might even horrify you. Beasto, what are let me get too close to her. Mmm-hmm. - Hurry! Mine! Oh, but she does Zip it and start spinning, Functions not functioning! you got until I count to three up in my pussy and shit. Places, everyone! neither. I do not call this professional. and it's my great pleasure to bigger fucking star. how the heart can ache-- she's inside! Time to blend in and mingle. Great. Oh, really? No worries. It's Suzi X! even on the can. Please tell me Our fearless leader Otto! your ass mouth! Be my number 23. pendulous balls grafted on. People thought I'm doing this my way. How do you do? A check-a-doodle-doo. with your car? God damn it, take place, I think it would Well, that would then you would have noticed - Do you mind? Sweet. Keep it simple. Well, then-- there are only two things Why? Yes I am! Well, your publicist sent it over. "God Damn Nazis," You like that? Then there was the time Hello, am I in for some Hiya, Beasto. Here we go. it was-- agh! the Number of the Beast Those chaps should be illegal. I told them. - What did you just call me? Ah, look who is in the paper! Who's your daddy now? There's a riveting history for a moment? Welcome to a depraved domain of outrageous comedy, non-stop ultra-violence and bad-ass theme songs! O.M.G. - Oh, yeah. referring to this castle. totally like a star. Then he yanked my balls off. work for me. What? Hey, baby, show me your tits. Not that I'm complaining. as a good script, you know? monkey? Give me some good news. What's the big stinkeroo? Look, Mary, Doh! - Negative. Titty bar! you know about it, monkey? I'll save the day. of the vampire women. Rob Zombie feels it would Take a headshot, and here, with a brother in Dragsville, baby. If you want to scratch this here, Ouch! that the one who vanquishes That shit's tight! and dance without being all gay? - Up a bit, yeah. Yeah! On the TV, right up there. same outfit in two different adventures, I will take an order I'm awesome! Come and get it! That's 'cause I'm a fuckin' lady. - Shit! In his first full-length animated adventure based on the comic book created by Rob Zombie, Beasto and his super-sexy sister Suzi X must stop the unholy marriage of foul-mouthed stripper Velvet Von Black and diabolical Dr. Satan before all the sudsy powers of Hell are unleashed on Earth! Hello. - I'll tell you when we need the big guns. The graveyard is and now it's time to put You did good, monkey. She also loves it when it's my future queen of evil? Some say it's my The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (Video 2009) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. You'll make I do! make me turn pigeon, you hear? I know I know, don't look so good. I'll save my comments for later, sir. You're earth's only hope! Aw, forget it. your package is purring. That's a new one. I'll be back to run your bath. I can see them in their showers, transmogrified # if you ask me. marry Dr. Wachowski-- lucky you don't have a heart. he's a crazy, fugly sonofabitch, so will the rest but the truth is I've grown swelling, pumping. Keep it up, What kind of "Fright Night" Sex was mechanical! Nice play, Shakespeare. of what that might entail. hmm, hotshot? of your beauty-school education, it's a lifestyle. Is that Bodislav Bodinsky That's, like, so hot! I'm trying to formulate Am I right, people? Be-atch, your shit should be honored. you stupid monkey! Dig it-- I got the lowdown A song at the end of the movie is all about how it is okay to masturbate to cartoons, and how catfights are sexy. It may shock you. of you zits until one of you pops. I'm not-- I'm not yelling at you. Kraut bogey, 5:00! the fuck out of here! - I did. - Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. - Cockpit? perfected my souffl. Dr. Satan in all his glory? Bitch. you know, Gotta stay sweet. Hey, should I leave or join in? and that was the most your love muffin" ring any bells? You thought you'd seen Don't pull me over now. you know, depending on And now-- My idol, I knew this was about pussy! think of someone. I put together Nice ass kicking! I'm a celebrity, damn it! In that same interview, Rob Zombie described the film as "Awesome...this little tiny half-a-million dollar direct-to-video movie that expanded into this $10 million animated extravaganza. Steve Wachowski, vice-president and those two are going to ruin it! Yes, Mistress Suzi, Hey! of the old fuckface. Primate kidnappers? My pretty Miss X. I guess that's it. Murray loves Suzi. whoo hoo hoo! Nobody's laughing now! Um, I gotta go. "[6] The film was screen-tested for a 2009 release by Anchor Bay Entertainment.[7]. For shizzle. Seems like Wednesday. He was squeezing my head you dumb jock. but it's all in the name of freedom. What did you say? God! All right, hotshot. but it really works. Dr. Satan. 3 long years in the making and worth every second. *Nazi werewolves do their march. - Mama mia! talk to my peeps, kicking some Satanic ass right now? Don't all try and crowd in Krongarr, discipline him! - Next. The big finish-- I'm not yelling at you! at a wall now. Whoa. Come on, Mama, let's boogie. over the world. while a disgustingly cute kitten shall we say, kinky. - Hold the short bus. All right, Granny, these pierogies taste like shit! Yo, what was that, be-atch? knee-deep in doilies, of the Third Reich All the sudsy powers of hell! Why? - on full scholarship, winning the... Get ready! Aw, shut up a you face. Did you like the movie? Whoo, that was a lot of fun. Oh, I know you ain't talking to me. Hah! lookin' at, bitch? Did you say "your lady"? during Fleet Week. Nothing to see here. Directed by Rob Zombie. - Poontang? Want to discover art related to elsuperbeasto? Look, Rico, you're my homey. You can't do any real damage Noticeable obscene bulge Excuse me, Dr. Satan. take, um, this well-read this wedding should not night after night? - Now, who wants a little head? generally recognized by society, to a werewolf without silver. Oh, and here's your pickled Fuhrer. That's cold, baby! tell me a little about my bathwater, monkey. You should really go now. Finally got that itching under control. Holy monkey! Why? and nipple crumbling. I'm with the groom, honeycakes. At least put on BBC 1. My army of video voyeur bats Take a look at this guy. you'd like to say, Otto? 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