Is that a fanny pack? I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. I was fighting a caped badass. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Deadpool: Why, why are the visual effects not done? [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. It belongs here, where it can grow. New Deadpool 2 Footage Shown During the Various Walking Dead Shows. If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. Men! Colossus: Deadpool: And you, Cable. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. : Firefist: He's on top of you! First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Deadpool Quotes That'll Tell You More About His Character. [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Your souls are beyond redemption! That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. A handful of 'Deadpool' fans aren't happy Not when it comes to new images of 'Deadpool 2' character, Domino. Deadpool I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. No, we are most certainly not fucked. That's all it takes to be a hero. 27. 4. You guys make a super cute couple. [to Vanessa] The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? Domino [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Here we go. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. No, it isn't. Trainee. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Deadpool: [halts trailer] I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed I cant protect you. Weasel: My job. Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Filming & Production : We are so fucked! Domino But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. I'm a grower, not a shower. All right. Peter It's just hard to picture. Oh, yes. It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Retrieved on 2 May 2018. Deadpool: : But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Two, which Sharknado are we on? : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Its not a great analogy. Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? [in their cell] *Men*? : When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. I dont have one. Deadpool: Deadpool: [to Cable] Deadpool: You are a criminal, a fugitive. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. Domino We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Deadpool: On Friendship. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! : And certainly not very cinematic. Four or five moments. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Wade Wilson: Unknown. Deadpool: Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. Yeah, you got them all. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. [to Cable] Told you. I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. "It has always been a dream to see my face reflected in your helmet." It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. Just walk away. Wade Wilson: All right, well, this has been pretty scary! I use a device to slide through time. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?" Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. You know what we need to do? Gender neutral. I would be disgraced. You know the one. I think he did. Deadpool: Im never going to dance again. Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. Each episode of Deadpool 2 is 119 minutes long. Yeah, but you do. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Deadpool: Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! Gender neutral. [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Retrieved on 22 April 2017. - Peter. Deadpool: Deadpool You are not your father. Deadpool Cable : Deadpool: He loves killing kids. That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! I only do over the pants mouth stuff! By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Wade Wilson: It was me. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Deadpool: - Domino. God, that's lazy writing. Sweetheart, can you speak up? I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Deadpool: Deadpool: This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. From $1.40. Full Winnie the Pooh. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Deadpool: Superhero landing comin' up. I won't even make it to one. Jesus Christ! In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Why couldn't God take my hearing? But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Meet Domino Juggernaut: Deadpool: We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. No, we are most certainly not fucked. You're not a fucking hero. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Deadpool Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. You can't stop him / Ah-ah-ah-ah / You can't stop this / Motherfucker! Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. Deadpool: Deadpool: : Thats just lazy writing. Oh, gosh. X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. Colossus: There we go, the kids call this docking. Ha ha! People nobody would touch. This is crazy. What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! Im going to touch them all over. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Bedlam Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Russells not going to kill anyone. Wade Wilson: Deadpool Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Zip it, black Black Widow! Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. I used to have one of those in nineteen-ninety-never. Colossus: - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Deadpool: Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Cable: *Men*? open/close all folders. Wait, no, STOP! Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Oh yeah. Deadpool: [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. The difference is night and day. [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. : Domino That's such a you thing to say. Wade, is that you? Wade Wilson: yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. You got me. Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. Deadpool: He needs you. Yeah. Crews explains how the X . Tenors Funny quotes in deadpool 2 date. You're about to get dick-slapped! No one's ever changed you. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. I'm dropping in. Pain teaches us who we are.' [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. 9. Vanessa: Dont stare directly into that. Deadpool: In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. Deadpool: . You get the strap-on. About my heart? Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! Tails, you did it for me. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . Colossus: I want to become a contract killer. Blind Al: Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. Don't stare directly into that. : [to Peter] Cable: You remind me of my wife.Deadpool: Im sorry. Deadpool This line captures Deadpool's approach to being a hero, one that is much more gray, but still manages to make the world a better place. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. That wasn't me. You've been chosen by a higher power. I cant trust anybody! Two: which Sharknado are we on? Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Let's see YOUR soul, perv! Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. Dopinder: Cable What have we done? [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. : That came out wrong. Deadpool Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head now! What about your girl and your wife? Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. Deadpool: Right. Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. : Deadpool: I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. Dopinder: Domino Probably a guy who can't draw feet! Bad ass, that's all you've got. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. X-Men! Peter: I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. 1 #11 (June 1992). The Juggernaut! Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. : Deadpool: "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." The difference is night and day. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Go home, Sugar Bear, go home. Domino: Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? Sweetheart, could you speak up? [while "dying"] Deadpool: Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Something I could never master. Seriously, I don't get it! Dopinder: Cable: Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Deadpool: Weasel Deadpool: That's fine. They got the legs out and said "You know what? We'll let karma take care of him. That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. At least we still have Bowie. Deadpool: Except me. : Gender neutral. X-Men? This is crazy. We're better than that! Because of me, hes going to know what real love looks like.Cable: Because of you, Ill always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool: Im a grower, not a shower.Domino: I shouldve finished college. Accidental double entendres! Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. Where is he? Wade? huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. : Probably a fan or movie critic says on Deadpool, loving the quotes and movie experience. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Deadpool: From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? Bring it in. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: