[16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". We're going to Hollywood! Are you fucking crazy? Jay: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. But it was better than "Mallrats". Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Look, man. Jay: Chaka Luther King: I get no stains in my undies. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Holden: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Wes Craven: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Then you can do the art picture. Fred: I said you LOVE the cock. Go to hell, Pacey! Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. And Tubby here is my black man servant. Whillenholly: You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. [singing] Jason Biggs: Jay: You see! Poor Dante. This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Shaggy: What the hell? Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Are we gonna have a problem again? So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. I thought that was a 10-82. Teen #2: Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. . Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? What a motherfucker, man! Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Holden: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. You put your dick in a pie! Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Chaka's Production Assistant: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. I know it's in there! Justice: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? James Van Der Beek: [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! See production, box office & company info. James Van Der Beek: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Brent: Its time I get my black ass out of here. Yeah, for Joey, man. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Don't change the subject. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. What? Do you want to get shot? One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. I'd do anything for you. Holden: They gotta break into Provasik now. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Oh, that's it, honey! So what's the deal here? Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Jay: "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. What are you, fucking retarded? Alyssa Jones: Banky: After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Willenholly: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Then taste it. Estimated time: 6 mins. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Gus Van Sant: Be Don Juan de la Nooch. It's never "Hey! Banky: Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Especially you. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. James Van Der Beek: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Holden : The Internet buzz. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Chaka's Production Assistant: Teen #2: Chaka Luther King: Jay: Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. That was them, wasn't it? [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Yeah, I'll bet you do. No, but it's Miramax. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Silent Bob: They don't? Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Fuck you, you already said half. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. Jason Biggs: Went to film school. What? James Van Der Beek: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. [to Silent Bob] [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Whillenholly: [getting into the van] While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Whillenholly: Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. That's the ape. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Sheriff: [to Gus Van Sant] Whillenholly: edit crew name : nOmArch. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. I'm paralyzed! [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Steve-Dave Pulasti: I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Feature length? You the man. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Jay: Right. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Jay's Mother: Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". I was a guard. It was just a tranquilizer. Don't be so suburban. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Another white boy in this movie? Jay: [clears throat] You can't take it back. Don't you recognize me? As nasty as you want to be, papi. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Chaka: Banky: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Justice: Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Holy Shit. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. [in huddle with Damon] He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Something sweet, ya big goof. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. [about "Dawson's Creek"] You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Jay: Jay: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. I miss dating a lesbian. Jay: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Holy shit, dude. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Just stand there, and react. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Jay's Mother: Don't say anything! Jay: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? And for one more record, he does love the cock. Fuckin' smokin'! Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Reco'nize. Holden: Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? It was just a diversion so we could steal these. James Van Der Beek: [after asked to get a new clean latte] [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Echo Base: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . He's crying out, "When Lord? You gotta do the safe picture. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Customer at Quick Stop: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: You need two hands. What are we gonna do? Boy, Walt. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Angel Jay: You're doubling me, obviously. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. [to Silent Bob] What are you trying to say? See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. It is a comic book, not your dick! Let's go, misters. The little stoner was right! Whillenholly: (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Jay: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Jay: Ben Affleck: Jay: Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Ben Affleck: Passerby: I've got a wiping problem. Lonely. Hey! There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. Jason Biggs: Okay, Fucky? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Jay: Banky: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Oh, but I think it is. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Jason Biggs: James Van Der Beek: What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Oh Yeah! Will you fuck me when you get out? You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? And on that note, we cue the music. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. P.S. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? He's got a great sense of humor. That would never work as a movie. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Jay: document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: I came up with it before PBS. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Action, Gus or what? Jay: Steve-Dave Pulasti: The fuck you talkin' about? I didn't spit in it sir. Justice: Hooker #1: In prison, he'll be the pie. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Just say it already. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Jay: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Jay: [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. . You used to be into all this girl stuff. Jay: Two reasons. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Whillenholly: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Read . Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." I AM THE C.L.I.T. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Willenholly: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Holden: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . Would you stop saying that? Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Oh, all right. Oh my God. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Silent Bob: Jay: Tricia Jones: More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Banky: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Will you fuck me when you get out? I didn't think so. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Okay, you two. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Jay: Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Oh sorry I'm late. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Remind me to renew that restraining order. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Jay: Jason Biggs: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Oh Jesus, again Ben? Yeah, sis. That's right. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Chaka: Baby Jay: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. I can't belive this shit. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Ben Affleck: . Jay: Whillenholly: Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Jay: Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Jay: That was an incredibly daring escape! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. When, Lord when? Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Fanedit Running Time: 128. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Randal Graves: The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. I'll give you half of what I make. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. There they are! [singing] The Market research says that people love monkeys. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. See? Ben Affleck: I make that shit work. Sure, I do. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. [to Banky] Well, FUCK that. Jay: Gus Van Sant: Whillenholly: Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Be smooth. Justice: We've got a mystery to solve! She is TOO fine! This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Cock-Knocker: When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Banky: Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. She is too fine. 104 min. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Are you even supposed to be here today? Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Thank you again and enjoy the show. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in.
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