The INTERPOL agents embark on the perilous mission of getting SAMUEL to the COURTROOM rather than just SKYPING his testimony or whatever. Logline: N/A. Skydance acquires action spec script “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” from writer Tom O’Connor. Directed by Patrick Hughes. Women, amirite?!? Lionsgate has pushed back “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” to 2021, and Keanu Reeves’ “John Wick: Chapter 4” to 2022 as part a massive revamp its upcoming s… Holy crap, I'm still alive. RYAN’S BODYGUARDING CAREER goes down the TOILET forcing him to use his CAR as a TOILET. RYAN REYNOLDS. The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SAMUEL and RYAN are BANTERING when BADDIES attack! Between the three of us, should be no problem. I saw her kicking ass and being hot so I fell in love. After becoming President, Dukhovich ruled the country with an iron fist, to which he executed people who disobeyed him, including Professor Asi… O’Connor’s screenplay also attracted the attention of two of Hollywood’s most sought-after stars, who signed up to take the lead roles, hurtling the production forward. Note: The script sold on May 24, 2011. The Hitman's Bodyguard sure is going out of its way to look like a parody of the 1992 film The Bodyguard. Seems we have more in common than we thought, despite being on opposite sides of the hitman-bodyguard dichotomy. This repeats another ELEVEN MILLION TIMES except one time there's NUNS and another time RYAN sticks a FULLY OPAQUE MOTORCYCLE HELMET on his STUNT DOUBLE so he can piss off and binge SEASON ONE OF TIMELESS on NETFLIX. Shit, is it me again? Holy shit we're fucking Oscar nominees. Upcoming sequel, The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard sees Patrick Hughes return to the director's chair. Now I’m reduced to bodyguarding human shit like Richard E. Grant. RYAN bodyguards WITHNAIL WITHOUT FAIL but his bodyguarding career remains SHITTIFIED. The fellas know what I'm talking about! Writer: Tom O’Connor Details: 118 pages – 2/7/11 draft (This is an early draft of the script. Salma Hayek is not a good addition and rather annoying. Hitman's Bodyguard 2 release date, cast, plot, and more - All you need to know THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD was released in 2017 to impressive box office takings. Fuck you Gary you motherfucker! SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON, who is a HITMAN, is brought before the LEADER of INTERPOL. Maybe I should have held out for BOTH our freedoms. "The Hitman's Bodyguard" Scripts.com. Guess our only option is to combine my hitman power with your bodyguard power! Little is known about Dukhovich's life before he became the President of Belarus. The Hitman’s Bodyguard also finished on last year’s Black List, garnering 7 votes. The relentless bodyguard … Ta-da, here I am, international tribunal! I’ll get you to Intercourt along with these other eclectic characters who are surely just as important as me! You don't know what I'm dealing with here. I’m staging an elaborate Dark-Knight-style getaway! The original movie, released in … Seems we have more in common than we thought, despite being on opposite sides of the hitman-bodyguard dichotomy. The Hitman’s Bodyguard is a 2017 American action comedy film directed by Patrick Hughes and written by Tom O’Connor. A bodyguard is hired to protect a hitman who has to testify at the International Crime Court. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. You are BOTH truly the king of kings! Not a good script, too cliché plus the bad language. 23 Feb. 2021. Salma Hayek will be returning as well. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Gary Oldman, and Elodie Yung. What happens when they meet in person is nothing short of hilarious! This gave him the belief that it could excuse him to do whatever he wants. RYAN and SAMUEL usher in a NEW ERA of UNDERSTANDING between HITMEN and BODYGUARDS everywhere! The Hitman's Bodyguard was released in the … Like r. ROBERTFREDALLEN Feb 02, 2020. Are there any actual good guys in this fucking movie? Agreed, except I’m leaving now for no reason, so it's just the two of you. This is a foolproof plan as long as none of us are evil moles, I guess. Shit. Dammit, losing that one client sank my career! They escape to a SAFE HOUSE and ELODIE calls RYAN. "The only way for the country to progress", is by eradicating the scourge of genocide, Thomas L. O'Connor (born November 8, 1963) is a former professional American Football punter who played 1 season in the NFL for the New York Jets more…, All Tom O'Connor scripts | Tom O'Connor Scripts. SAM and RYAN, after bickering the whole movie long, finally TEAM UP by having COMPLETELY SEPARATE ACTION SEQUENCES from each other, TWICE. Could have probably put this on fucking Instagram and saved us all lots of trouble... Well fuck this! Even though wherever you are, will be the very first place anyone looks for me. Patrick Hughes directed the film from a script by Tom O'Connor which was featured on the 2011 Black List survey. I have taken every precaution to keep you safe. ASSORTMENT OF EVIL ROBOTS FROM CLASSIC TREK AND DR. WHO. The definition of a star-centric vehicle, this film is so tailor-made for its motormouth leads, it is impossible to imagine anyone else other than Samuel L. Jackson as the foul-mouthed Hitman and Ryan Reynolds, his wise cracking Bodyguard. The script was among the best 2011 black list of unproduced scripts. Huh. Sure enough, they are ATTACKED! The Hitman's Bodyguard is a 2017 American action comedy film directed by Patrick Hughes and starring Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, and Salma Hayek.The film follows a bodyguard (Reynolds) who must protect a convicted hitman (Jackson), who's on his way to testify at the International Criminal Court.. Following the success of Millennium Films’ The Hitman’s Bodyguard, the producers of its sequel, The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard, were looking at viable location options for the action flick and Croatia was one of the top considerations.. Matt O’Toole and Paul Ritchie, producers of the sequel approached Igor A. Nola at local production service providers MP Film … RYAN bodyguards an ELDERLY ARMS DEALER GUY. We truly appreciate your support. Evilly? Clever. Not a good script, too cliché plus the bad language. The Hitman's Bodyguard Script Resources: The Hitman's Bodyguard Script PDF - [EARLY DRAFT 02-07-2011] at Script Fly ($); The Hitman's Bodyguard Script PDF - 2/7/2011. Dammit, losing that one client sank my career! I don't know much English, Mr. president. Now to take you to your private plane, found in the dead centre of that open tarmac that we’ll cross this wiiiide open space to get to. He has FANCY CLOTHES and a POOL and a BED with a WOMAN in it. Which means I guess every active top bodyguard has a 100% success rate? Elodie, I’m sorry I’ve been a smarmy douchebag. Thanks for your vote! You should know, it was me who shot that old arms dealer. Jesus Christ! Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! YES IT IS TOO HOW THAT WORKS. at Script City ($); The Hitman's Bodyguard Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. Heeeelllp!! The hit man is a free wheeling foul mouthed assassin. The Hitman’s Bodyguard hits the mark for the university fraternity house crowd with the language and violent content. The film's title is obviously similar, … 2greyts May 02, 2020. And I’ve been shot in the leg, which will reduce my mobility by exactly fuck all, but still, ow! Reynolds and Jackson deliver on their on-screen chemistry, but this exhausting and prolonged excursion will test the limits of their fanbase. And yet the existence of unstoppable badass hitmen like me must make it impossible to be a successful bodyguard. Take my wife, please! Tom O'Connor fills his script with throwaway quips, irreverent asides, self-referential gags and constant profanity as the… Hey, I’m a legit actor thank you very much. Oops. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time. Which means I guess every active top bodyguard has a 100% success rate? And here’s a website full of photographs of Gary committing heaps of atrocities and shit. The world's top protection agent is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world's most notorious hit men. Toodles! "The script was truly action-packed and the sheer number of different stunts was quite exciting for me," Powell said in a statement.